im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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