Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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