my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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