His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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