My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Houston, we have a blender
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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