it wasn't lemon gatorade
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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