As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
how does that bad decision feel?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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