Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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