You're completely useless in the revolution.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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