I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
