never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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