it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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