ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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