Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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