We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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