Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Actions speak louder than pants.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
