if i died would you start the facebook group?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Drake has all the answers
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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