The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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