The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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