I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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