His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My ass is underappreciated
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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