drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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