why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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