Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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