THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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