But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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