areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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