you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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