i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm bleeding and have questions
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