i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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