I think I am morally bankrupt
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Bring me that man meat
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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