Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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