Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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