Sry I called you an 8
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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