sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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