Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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