omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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