the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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