Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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