I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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