Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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