I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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