We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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