worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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