I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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