they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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