doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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