seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?