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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.