Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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