Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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