I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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