how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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