Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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