when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You brought string cheese to the strip club
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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